Why This Woman...

....should not be allowed to work evenings.

First, because then I have to labor over fixing dinner. Like tonight. I sent David to Edwardsville to pick up Pizza-pizza from Little Caesar's.

Second, because the males are ninnies and cannot possibly be expected to keep track of details. As in: David driving all the way to Alton for Tae Kwon Do, even though that woman had already reminded him there were no classes tonight. BUT IF SHE HAD BEEN HOME instead of out working, she would have stopped him before he left.

And as in: Daddy being left in charge of picking up Bekah from pep-band and the game at the high school and getting her to her geometry tutor. Now, daddy was smart enough to get Bekah from point a to point b, but he wasn't smart enough to bring the geometry text book along with him - it was left at home. BUT IF SHE HAD BEEN HOME instead of out work, she would have reminded daddy that he needed to take the text book.

Third, because she remembers to ask the dog the all important question: "Do you need to go potty?" And if you don't ask, Lucy won't tell and then, well, you know the rest...

So, as I'm sure you see, IT'S ALL HER FAULT! "The woman thou gavest to be with me...went to work, and that's why nothing worked right."

Cindi? PLEASE, COME HOME. SOON!!!!