Haircut (the grayer it gets, the more annoying it is; I like to keep it short!!!)... Visit Honda place to get second set of keys... Lunch with my beautiful wife at Red Lobster... Grass cutting, weather permitting (looking kind of doubtful)... Helping Dave and Jo move some more stuff... Liverpool, which *I* hope to win this time (sorry, Jo!)... And that's about it, God willing.
Red Lobster has the yummiest buscuits. (not too Adkins-friendly, however)
ReplyDeleteTOP 10 REASONS PR. WEEDON CUTS HIS HAIR SHORT-SHORT EVERY 5 DAYS
ReplyDelete#10. Cuts air drag coefficient while furiously pedaling old fashioned one speed bicycle.
#9. Cuts water drag coefficient while pretending to be Michael Phelps in backyard pool.
#8. Cuts air drag coefficient while hanging head out of brand new Honda Civic and waving at everyone and his brother.
#7. Cuts air drag coefficient while furiously lunging forward against old fashioned reel lawn mower.
#6. Cuts down on shedding hair onto computer keyboard while sleeping so he never has to literally be separated from his Mac.
#5. Provides the thrill of regaling his barber with stories about his Mac, his bicycle, his pool, his reel mower, and the Honda.
#4. Provides the sensation of what it is like to sit without drinking two consecutive pots of coffee.
#3. He has to spend all that offering money somewhere.
#2. Allows him to easily wear a wig to disguise himself when attending popular blockbuster movies with questionable content, such as The Dark Knight, or maybe Last Tango in Paris.
And the #1 reason Pr. Weedon cuts his hair short-short every 5 days IS: it hides the fact he has all snow white hair.
Philip!! I think Darlene is right!!! Excommunication. Definitely. ;)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, CINDI cuts my hair. Saves big time bucks. But she only agrees to do it once every two weeks, and I like it once every week because sure as shooting those FEW white hairs are all standing to attention by week's end.
It really stinks getting that gray hair. You must be getting OLD!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt really stinks getting that gray hair. You must be getting OLD!!!!!
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