21 January 2011

Haircut Day!

I keep trying to talk her into cutting my hair each week, but Cindi insists that every other week is enough.

For years I was dissatisfied with the stupid stuff - I've got more cowlicks than you can shake a stick at.  In the front, in the back, everywhere! Stubborn hair that goes every which way.  FINALLY came across a hair cut I could live with - the way I've worn it now for years.  Very short.  Basically don't have to think about it at all and that's what I love about it.  Best of all is that Cindi cuts it - quite a savings over the years.

So why would I want it cut each week?

The alien invaders!  They're moving in and taking over and they add their own peculiarity:  in addition to not matching in color, they are coarse and stand straight out.  MOW THEM DOWN is my solution.  I see them standing at attention a week after a haircut.  Cindi insists they're just fine.  I like it when the suckers are simply plowed under...  So I'm feeling rather content this a.m., having swept up those puppies and deposited them in the trash - where they belong.  :)

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for sharing.

    My wife hates it when I get my hair cut really short. I love it. Guess who wins?

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  2. Anonymous10:33 AM

    Give thanks to the Lord that you have
    hair to cut. There are many 50 yr
    old men who are either bald, have a
    receding hairline or are follicle
    challenged.

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  3. Anonymous2:06 PM

    To have the hair of Samson you will
    need to shampoo daily. To assist
    you in your combat with stubborn
    hair you can use hair gel, butch wax,
    or hair spray. In these frigid days
    of Midwest winter you need to grow
    your hair out, hats are not enough
    protection. Those Old Testament
    prophets knew what they were doing
    by letting their hair grow out, they
    were obeying the oral tradition of
    the Hebrew people.

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  4. Those alien invaders are going to win regardless...

    Grecian Formula, anybody?

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