that it is not nearly as easy to put the large Lenten cross up in the sanctuary at closing in on 50 as it was when I was closer to 30. Cindi would no doubt tell me it's because I'm not exercising as I should. The wretch.
And exercising is bad why? Didn't Jesus say something somewhere at sometime about, "When you exercise..."? ;-) Oh, sorry, it was St. Paul, who said physical exercise is of little value (oops, that was "Wild Bill" Schmelder's interpretation of that verse!) I'm so confused!
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Who helped you do it this year?
Get more exercise. Lift some weights. You'll free great and you will be better able to take up your cross, etc.
A solution for the poor old Pastor: the cross gets proportionally smaller with each year that passes.
Am I a genius or what?
If he exercises anymore he'll just disappear.
And exercising is bad why? Didn't Jesus say something somewhere at sometime about, "When you exercise..."? ;-) Oh, sorry, it was St. Paul, who said physical exercise is of little value (oops, that was "Wild Bill" Schmelder's interpretation of that verse!) I'm so confused!
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