from Pastor Mark Strobel (whom I wish I could hear presenting at Valpo's Liturgical Institute this year). Read with your best Irish accent:
I'd like to give a lake of beer to God.
I'd love the Heavenly
Host to be tippling there
For all eternity.
I'd sit with the men, the women of God
There by the lake of beer.
We'd be drinking good health forever
And every drop would be a prayer.